BOB STOOPS knocks on door, kidnaps JULIE TAYLOR. Meanwhile, DILLION ABORTIONIST and DILLON REVEREND both knock on door at same time. TAMI TAYLOR solves everything while also solving the Big East and looking like a million bucks. A BIG OLE TORNADO knocks on door.
TAMI: Y’all, I’m in the middle of tryin’ to fix dinner for m’ husband in a haunted house on AMC after a long day of work, and I do not have time for this, y’all.